You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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