doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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