ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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