you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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