Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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