It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
You work out of a Hotel?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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