Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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