I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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