what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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