We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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