Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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