i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
my poor anus
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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