I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Sext me about skeletons
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Randomize
