it wasn't lemon gatorade
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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