Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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