too bad you live with your parents still
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
