so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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