weddingsv make me drug and hornr
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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