never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
