just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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