can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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