How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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