"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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