Ikea night.
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i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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