Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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