addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Randomize
