I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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