so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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