It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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