Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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