Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
My vagina just clenched in fear
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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