ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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