there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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