It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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