your parents love me but you hate me
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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