She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i dont even know how to be here
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
We don't watch enough power rangers
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
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