i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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