who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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