take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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