my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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