??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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