She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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