i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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