he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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