Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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