Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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