Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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