Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
operation have a gay friend backfired
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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