After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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