Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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