It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
is it fun? or sober?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
