I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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